Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
pop tarts are not kleenex
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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