Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I want to be your penis for a week.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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