she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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