Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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