he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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