Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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