You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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