You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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