She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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