i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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