Swine flu. Run for my life!
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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