So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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