how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
It was confusing and full of hummus
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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