My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
