brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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