no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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