What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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