So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
