if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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