How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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