Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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