i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i just sent this text using only my big toe
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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