i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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