normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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