1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
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