please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
bring money and cleavage
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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