I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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