You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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