when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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