The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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