It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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