What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Randomize
