He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
