I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
id be glad to
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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