we have officially lost it.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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