So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just want nice things and good sex
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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