5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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