The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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