Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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