ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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