i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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