I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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