It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
My hand turned me down
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
