at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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