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Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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