...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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