yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
ttyl tear gas
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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