so explain again why im purple
no
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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