i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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