So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
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